i have no idea what i'm doing
14 of September, 2014

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14 of September, 2014

yes-i-am-lucifer:

the-dick-lord-levi:

So we have an Italian exchange student at our school. And he and I were hanging out and he saw a pony, and he tried to show me but he didn’t know what it was called so he just pointed at it and said “Look, the compressed horse.” 

And then he just grinned at his complete understanding of the English language.  

He knew the word compressed but couldn’t say pony 

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14 of September, 2014

fuckyeah-nerdery:

dutchster:

i don’t even need to know the context of this drawing

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PUSSY GAME TOO STRONG EVEN FOR THE DEVIL.

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13 of September, 2014

Struggles of being a heavyweight.. 4 cups of cranberry and vodka and I’m still not even a bit tipsy.


Posted 1 day ago
Tags:  #this suuuvks!  #i just wanba be anle to dance!

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12 of September, 2014

Hi, what are you up to? Me? Oh I’m just sitting here eating a cheesesteak at 11 o’clock at night. #rebel


Posted 1 day ago
Tags:  #its a damn good one too

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12 of September, 2014

I have a wedding to go to and I’m supposed to do my makeup for it but I never wear makeup so I don’t know how to do it?!?!


Posted 2 days ago
Tags:  #like I've never worn makeup  #it's a foreign concept to me

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12 of September, 2014

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Posted 2 days ago
Tags:  #what a babe

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12 of September, 2014

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11 of September, 2014

Ok this school needs to crank up the air. It’s humid and 89° and I’m wearing yoga pants. Help a sister out.


Posted 3 days ago
Tags:  #college life  #its HOT  #theres also a really cute guy sitting next to me in the library

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humansofnewyork:

"Let me tell you about my son. When Aditya was born, there was a very popular television show on the air, and the main character was named Lord Rama. Lord Rama was known as a revealer of truth. So I joked with my best friend that my son was going to be just like Lord Rama, and he was going to bring a great truth into the world. Sixteen years later, that very same friend called me while I was out of town on vacation. 'Uptal!' he screamed. 'Uptal! Turn on the TV! Your son is on the TV! He's just like Lord Rama!''What channel?' I asked.'Any channel!' he screamed. So I turned on the television. And there he was. I hadn't known it, but while I was gone, he had started a petition on the internet. He was only sixteen years old at the time, and he had started an online petition calling for the government to reopen an old rape case. The case was nearly ten years old, and it involved the son of a very powerful government official. The son had raped and murdered a girl, and even though the evidence was overwhelming, he was only given three years in prison because of his family's connections. So Aditya started this petition to reopen the case. And soon it had millions of signatures! A sixteen year old boy! I couldn't believe it! I called his mother, and she was very scared. The men he was challenging were very powerful, and had many powerful friends. Soon Aditya was on the cover of every newspaper: ‘Young Boy Challenges Mafia,” the newspapers said. TV cameras were lining up in front of our house. His mother and I were very scared for him, and wanted him to lay low, but he insisted on doing every interview. He went on all the TV shows. Soon he started a protest right here at India Gate. He announced: ‘I am going to sit here until the case is reopened.’ Thousands of people joined him. All the famous musicians and Bollywood stars came to join him. The largest magazine in India called him ‘the country’s youngest icon.’ Soon after the protest began, the chief judge of the Supreme Court announced he was reopening the case. When the new trial was finished, the man had been given a life sentence!”
(New Delhi, India)
11 of September, 2014

humansofnewyork:

"Let me tell you about my son. When Aditya was born, there was a very popular television show on the air, and the main character was named Lord Rama. Lord Rama was known as a revealer of truth. So I joked with my best friend that my son was going to be just like Lord Rama, and he was going to bring a great truth into the world. Sixteen years later, that very same friend called me while I was out of town on vacation. 
'Uptal!' he screamed. 'Uptal! Turn on the TV! Your son is on the TV! He's just like Lord Rama!'
'What channel?' I asked.
'Any channel!' he screamed. So I turned on the television. And there he was. I hadn't known it, but while I was gone, he had started a petition on the internet. He was only sixteen years old at the time, and he had started an online petition calling for the government to reopen an old rape case. The case was nearly ten years old, and it involved the son of a very powerful government official. The son had raped and murdered a girl, and even though the evidence was overwhelming, he was only given three years in prison because of his family's connections. So Aditya started this petition to reopen the case. And soon it had millions of signatures! A sixteen year old boy! I couldn't believe it! I called his mother, and she was very scared. The men he was challenging were very powerful, and had many powerful friends. 
Soon Aditya was on the cover of every newspaper: ‘Young Boy Challenges Mafia,” the newspapers said. TV cameras were lining up in front of our house. His mother and I were very scared for him, and wanted him to lay low, but he insisted on doing every interview. He went on all the TV shows. Soon he started a protest right here at India Gate. He announced: ‘I am going to sit here until the case is reopened.’ Thousands of people joined him. All the famous musicians and Bollywood stars came to join him. The largest magazine in India called him ‘the country’s youngest icon.’ Soon after the protest began, the chief judge of the Supreme Court announced he was reopening the case. When the new trial was finished, the man had been given a life sentence!”

(New Delhi, India)


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10 of September, 2014

So I know a lot of you have these crazy awesome tattoos and I was wondering if anyone could point me in the direction of a good tattoo artist in the greater Philadelphia area. I’m looking to cover up an old tattoo on my shin/ankle area. Thanks!


Posted 4 days ago
Tags:  #tattoo  #tattoos  #ink  #philadelphia  #tattoo artist

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generationofmodifications:

A Chemistry teacher.
10 of September, 2014

generationofmodifications:

A Chemistry teacher.


Posted 4 days ago
Tags:  #yeah no  #i'd get nothing done in this class  #oh hot damn

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10 of September, 2014

someactorkid:

riffraffit:

click the first letter of your first name please just trust me on this

a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z

what the fUCK

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9 of September, 2014

tastefullyoffensive:

The Adventures of George Washington (Part 2) by LadyHistory [more]

Previously: Part One

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9 of September, 2014

gbbo-blog:

bingate vs custardgate

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Posted 5 days ago
Tags:  #my poor iain

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